• February 13, 2012

bigfoot

VIDEO CATASTROPHES

Here Is Your 2011 Demon Sheep Ad, This Time With Chupacabras

by Blair Burke

5:05 pm September 22, 2011

There is that saying, about imitation and flattery and whatever, but all we know is that here is another insane campaign commercial starring a bunch of demon creatures, not unlike the beloved Demon Sheep of Carly Fiorina, circa 2010. This strange video does not really come close to being that terrifying, but it is still [...]

SCARY MONSTERS

Nut Who Proved Barack Obama’s An Alien Also Shot, Killed Two Bigfoot Creatures In Texas, 32 Years Ago

by Ken Layne

3:07 pm January 8, 2009

Is it possible that the fringe nutcase world of Bigfoot and Space Monsters is also the fringe nutcase world of those people out to prove half-Muslin Kenyan Taliban Barack Hussein Obama is an illegal alien? A shocking new development suggests that some Texas redneck who used to call the Art Bell radio show and claim [...]

HELL MONSTERS UNLEASHED

Why Won’t Obama Apologize For Dead Bigfoot?

by Ken Layne

3:07 pm August 13, 2008

Some dudes say they’ve found a dead Bigfoot, in Georgia! It is being revealed to The Media in Palo Alto, which is on the other side of the country, in California. We are pretty sure it’s just a dead stoner-hillbilly, maybe from Lynerd Skinerd or something, but what the hell, maybe eight-foot-tall hair-apes really do [...]

JOHN KERRY

Afghanistani Bigfoot Takes Heroic Senators Hostage!

by Jim Newell

5:04 pm February 21, 2008

FUNNY PICTURES

Osama Bin Laden Found, On Mars!

by Ken Layne

10:49 am January 23, 2008