Your book reviewer was hoping to dig into the new collection of Bruce Chatwin’s letters sometime soon, but then we remembered our Wonkette responsibilities, i.e. to finish what we started last week and continue to describe the ways and wonders of Deconstructing Obama: The Life, Loves, and Letters of America’s First Postmodern President by Jack [...]
Famous ivory tower elitist/terrorist Bill Ayers endorsed this weekend’s Comedy Central rallies, which is a grave insult to the dear leader and progenitor of all rallies, Glenn Beck. [ImpeachObamaCampaign] Armies have no need for diversity — just look at the SS! [Breitbart] If Michelle Obama hates fat kids so much, shouldn’t she be trying to [...]
Gee whiz, not even plague-ridden rodents phase BARACK OBAMA! It’s true: Once upon a time young Barry Obama was talking on the telephone — as Chicago lawyers often do — when quite out of nowhere a grimy rat scurried across the floor and climbed up his leg. TONY REZKO had threatened to unleash the rats [...]
Why has the MSM been sitting on this explosive story? Sonia Sotomayor supports the harmeless Puerto Rican Legal Defense and Education Fund, which makes her as deadly as that unrepentant domestic terrorist who now teaches at the University of Illinois at Chicago (a well-known jihadist training ground in the caves of Lake Michigan). Can Sonia [...]
Last fall an Internet hobo named Jack Cashill broke a certain “biggest political scandal ever” proving that Bill Ayers, the hippie terrorist, colluded with then-Sen. Barack Obama, in 1995, to ghostwrite the latter’s profane memoir, Dreams From My Father. Cashill noticed that several sentences in Dreams incorporate similar (if not exact) individual proper nouns and [...]
Good Morning America interviewed the effectively-Arab known terrorist friend of Hussein Obama’s, Bill Ayers. The footage? Startling. ABC Douche: You launched Obama’s political career in your bomb house, and then you were his best friend on like 80 socialist education boards. Why do you and Obama rape children? FOR FUN? Bill Ayers: Everything you just [...]
Ooh look, Barack Obama’s best terrorist friend Bill Ayers and his wife, famous “FBI Ten Most Wanted List” alum Bernardine Dohrn, have written a delightful romp about the dominance of white supremacy in the annals of American power to be published in 2009, right after a black dude becomes president. We smell a right-wing conspiracy! [...]
You know how many figs John McCain gives about Bill Ayers? Not two of them, my friends! That is why he is honor-bound to discuss at length in tomorrow night’s debate how the hippie terrorist and Barack Obama were giving each other handjobs back in the 60s.
When Obama was the nine-year-old boy-king of the Terrorists, in the 60s, he personally gave the order for Bill Ayers to nuke McCain’s best friend’s living room. [Top of the Ticket] 100% of the Maverick’s dumb teevee commercials are negative. Only 1/3 of Obama’s are negative. [Marc Ambinder] Palin rambles off all the prepositions she [...]
You may have seen this already, on a Liberal website, in which Obama spokesman Robert Gibbs gets in Sean Hannity’s face to ask him why he hates the Jews. This is in response to a question about Bill Ayers. Alan Colmes is his usual “in-house Fox News bitch” self for a while, and then has [...]
One of Palin’s antebellum friends, an Authentic American, told a black sound guy to “Sit down, boy!” at one of her Floridian rallies. [Washington Post] When Obama was hooking up with Bill Ayers, he claims he didn’t know that Ayers was a terror-worshipping Communist demon. This means that Obama is Not Ready to nuke Ahmadinejad’s [...]
Hey you teenagers with your HOPE Word Art “screen savers,” today’s the last day to register to vote in all the states in which such a thing would matter. [Matthew Yglesias] Jeffrey Toobin is the only person left in America with a job, and yet he would rather watch a baseball game on his laptop [...]
Obama wants to put every American in jail, with the possible exception of Bill Ayers. [RedState] Oh look, it’s Michael Dukakis, joining us from god knows where to apologize for the last two decades. [Andrew Sullivan] Obama is unfit to be President because Russia is much larger than Iran, according to geography. [Political Punch] David [...]
