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What I discovered: Clinton found out about the Gingrich affair and called Newt over to the White House for a private meeting between the two of them. Clinton said, “You and I are alike.” Which meant, shut up about Monica or I’ll start telling your story. Olasky: Was it blackmail or bonding? Armey: Newt and [...]
Oh, Bill, we know you’re desperate for affection, but this is not the dignified way to popularity. [Handjob News Daily]
Bill Clinton showed up in Minnesota the other night to do a fundraiser for Tarryl Clark. As reported by Joe Conason, he didn’t have nicest words for our pal and Clark’s opponent Michele Bachmann. Or, as Bachmann put it in an e-mail targeted straight at the hearts of her wingnut lovers, “This week, while hosting [...]
Not all of Meg Whitman’s ads are about how much she loves Mexicans. Some of them are about how Bill Clinton hates Jerry Brown and thinks Gloria Estefan is a goddess of the stage. Elect Meg Whitman, California, and you will have four more years of Zubaz. [Weigel]
Black person from Harlem Bill Clinton is headin’ to Arkansas, for some sort of pagan harvest dance in celebration of Blanche Lincoln losing her virginity or something: Former President Bill Clinton, who strongly supported Senator Blanche Lincoln in her primary battle this year, is heading back to Arkansas next week to stump for her. Mr. [...]
Remember, Bob Inglis, the really quite conservative South Carolina Congressman (93 percent rating from the American Conservative Union!) who was absolutely obliterated in his primary this year by some Tea Party loony toon? Remember how he whined afterwards that he lost because he he wasn’t a demagogue? Well, now we have absolute proof, from his [...]
NEW BILL CLINTON OPERA WILL BE PARSIFAL + EPIC BLOW JOBS: “Billy Blythe features ‘a snapshot of a day of his life in Hot Springs in the 1950s,’ says the opera’s producer, Bonnie Montgomery to our Suzi Parker. ‘Clinton’s life is very operatic, over the top, the perfect operatic vision,’ says the classically trained musician [...]
Our Google News Alert for “Bill Clinton weiner” has finally come through. On Saturday, Rep. Anthony Weiner of New York married some lady who used to work for Hillary Clinton. The gown was made by the bride’s “good friend Oscar de la Renta,” because of course he is and because everyone cares about who made [...]
