• February 13, 2012

birthday cake

Did you wake up feeling a tingly sensation in your loins? That’s because it’s MATT’S 29TH BIRTHDAY TODAY! Happy birthday Matt! We sent you a .jpg cake on Facebook. Do you like .jpg? [Matt Yglesias] Ezra Klein claims to have an upset tummy and refuses to blog today. (He is taking Jell-O shots and eating [...]

More information has leaked about the Straight Talk Express destroying America’s minivans in Miami on Wednesday, a.k.a. “The Monica Lewinsky Scandal.” What of the bus passenger asshole Joe Lieberman, was he hurt in the crash? No, but he was attacked by a biracial cake: “A little more to that Miami traffic accident yesterday involving Joe [...]