• February 13, 2012

birthdays

SPARE CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN

Terrible Michelle And Barack Obama Don’t Give Their Kids Birthday Presents

by Sara K. Smith

10:25 am July 25, 2008

Well, this is the topper. Barack Obama cannot be the American president because he refuses to participate in our glorious national tradition of giving our children lots of expensive plastic shit for them to choke on all the time. These communist Obamas throw birthday parties for their tots but do not give them actual presents. [...]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Send George Bush Jr. A Birthday Card! (WITH LOTSA MUNNIE IN IT)

by Jim Newell

4:55 pm June 25, 2008

An email has been circulating from the RNC asking you to celebrate President George W. Bush’s 62nd birthday, which is happening very soon. You can send him an e-Card with your personal greetings and pictures of your genitals, and maybe he’ll respond this time and finally leave his wife, like he promised you in 1989! [...]

CONGRESS

by Ken Layne

1:56 pm January 8, 2008

TOP

Lecondel! Lecondel! To Life!

by phuestis

10:12 am November 19, 2007

REPUBLICANS

Happy Birthday, Doctor President!

by Ken Layne

4:35 pm August 20, 2007

BARACK OBAMA

Happy Almost Barry Hussein’s Birthday!

by Alex Pareene

6:31 pm August 3, 2007

BILL CLINTON

Happy Birthday Monica!!

by Alex Pareene

11:56 am July 23, 2007

GEORGE W. BUSH

A Gracious Nation Wishes the President a Happy Birthday

by Ken Layne

3:54 pm July 6, 2007

BIRTHDAYS

Birthdays In the News, Progress On the March

by Ken Layne

5:53 pm June 4, 2007

WASHINGTON TIMES

Happy Birthday To America’s Greatest Newspaper!

by Ken Layne

12:55 pm April 19, 2007

TOP

FOUR MORE YEARS! Liveblogging Bush’s Greatest Speech

by Ken Layne

11:35 am March 19, 2007

TOP

Happy Fourth Birthday, Iraq War!

by Ken Layne

2:47 pm March 16, 2007

DICK CHENEY

We Missed Dick Cheney’s Birthday!

by Ken Layne

2:36 pm January 31, 2007

CHRIS MATTHEWS

Gossip Roundup: Don’t They Ever Stop Migrating?

by Alex Pareene

1:56 pm January 31, 2007

FUNNY PICTURES

Happy Birthday, Ben Franklin!

by Ken Layne

4:09 pm January 17, 2007

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