• February 13, 2012

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IMPORTANT INFOMERCIALS

Liveblogging The Nationwide Post-Infomercial Hopegasm

by Sara K. Smith

8:34 pm October 29, 2008

Well, that was a very fancy narrative television show Barack Obama produced! We’ll pick up 6 episodes, with an option for 13. (Would have been better if Meredith Grey had come out in the end with a little monologue about her fear of commitment and then had sex with Barack Obama on top of the [...]

MSNBC

MSNBC To Provide 80 Frigging Live Hours Of Political Convention Coverage

by Sara K. Smith

3:17 pm June 12, 2008

This election year might be the most exciting in generations, but that doesn’t mean the conventions won’t be as boring as ever! Now that Hillary Clinton has robbed us of our last, greatest chance for a Convention Floor Fight featuring a shirtless Ted Kennedy jello wrestling a be-thonged Harold Ickes, Democratic conventioneers will be forced [...]