• February 13, 2012

blue dogs

Sure, mini-game proprietor Sen. Ben “Wario” Nelson spends most of his time ambling about in his tree fort, designing challenging mini-games. But sometimes the nation’s lowly rich people come under threat from our evil executive branch. And Nelson must put on his green tights and grab his autographed Kevin Costner crossbow and spring into action [...]

Senator Max Baucus, the other vampire squid from Hell, runs the Senate finance committee when he isn’t sharing pâté made from the livers of dead cancer victims with all of his good friends in the health insurance industry. Some people simply do not care for this Max Baucus, with his lobbyist-whoring and foot-dragging and complete [...]

Oh look, positive health care news out of the House! Whoa whoa, TAKE IT EASY, Mitch Stewart — no money yet! Much work remains, for Health Care. But still, it looks like mean old Henry Waxman was able to reach a deal with those bitchy House Blue Dogs without sacrificing anything super-vital, like a public [...]