• February 13, 2012

bo the dog

This dog always seemed like a real asshole to us. But now he has that look of sheer terror in his eyes like a man came up behind him and, well, interfered. WHAT DID YOU DO, PERRY? We looked at more of Rick Perry’s Twitter. It seems he mostly uses it to post photos of [...]

Barack Obama welcomed the cast of Glee to worship with him and Michelle at his dog-cult shrine and White House. Dick Cheney managed to bribe his way out of being shipped to Nigeria like a lowly Wikileaker. Wikileaks founder and Helen Mirren stunt-double Julian Assange was finally released on bail, so he can now get [...]

Health Care reform’s nefarious “laws” will rise from the murky depth of Obama’s black heart and obliterate America’s most treasured and at-risk population, health insurance companies. [NCPA] Viking conservative Erick Erickson puts it all in perspective for his toddler-aged readership: apparently winning a primary doesn’t equal winning an election. [RedState] Just like how homophobia isn’t [...]

President Obama did celebrate his birthday last night after all! In fact, he flew to Chicago, took a helicopter that landed on SOLDIER FIELD, and went to a restaurant with teevee lady Oprah Winfrey and her long-time companion-friend Gayle King. “Obama spent more than three hours inside,” probably receiving his orders from Oprah. Meanwhile, back [...]

Do things feel just a little more exciting today? That’s hardly surprising, because the Barack Obama Administration is now 99 days old, which is exactly one (1) day shy of the super-important 100th birthday of the First Hundred Days. How is our young, useless, radical foreign-born Chicago street thug from Indonesia dealing with the stress? [...]

Just making sure everyone is following this particular Twitter webpage. It’s IMPORTANT. [Twitter]

So here’s The Dog. It is a Portuguese Water Dog, six months old, and a gift from Ted Kennedy and his wife Mrs. Kennedy. Denby must be furious at Obama, taking the cancer man’s dog like this. [White House photo/Pete Souza, NYT]