bobby jindal
A suddenly brown-looking Jan Brewer may devastated a hopeful nation by vetoing presidential birth-certificate legislation, but don’t lose hope that a deeply conservative state Barack Obama has no chance of winning will try to keep him off the ballot in 2012. Pro-volcano-destruction activist Bobby Jindal is stepping up. “It’s not part of our package, but [...]
In an alternate universe where Bobby Jindal never opened his adorable mouth about letting volcanoes kill us all, Bobby Jindal is engaged in an epic struggle with Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich to be the next president of the United States. In that universe, this scandal is game-changing news: Jindal’s wife’s charity has received a [...]
Sure, but when your afternoon editor needed help moving last week, Bobby Jindal was nowhere to be found. He can die in that stuffed-animal crane machine he’s stuck in for all we care.
Remember the Islands of Doctor Jindal? Well it turns out that the future president of ‘Merica may be wrong after all. Washington elites Several scientists from local universities and aquatic research centers have signed letters and sent postcards saying he is an idiot who likes to wear fur coats while looking good on the teevee.
Seepage and “undetermined anomalies at the well head” are being reported during the extended test phase of this fancy new wondercap. There are no pictures of this legendary seepage but the mere mention of the word is reminding everyone of watching uncomfortable Depends commercials with their grandparents. The Coast Guard is going to let BP [...]
Child exorcist Bobby Jindal got to ride on the president’s helicopter on Sunday, which was super-exciting, but that awful oil spill is still about to destroy what’s left of Louisiana’s economy and environment. [White House Flickr]
It’s unfair to blame only Bobby Jindal, the boy exorcist of the bayou, for this asinine response to Barack Obama’s first State of the Union address. Why? Because the entire national GOP leadership shares the blame for this dumb bullshit. But doesn’t Bobby look smug while he consults his illustrated Bible for proof that American [...]
Louisiana Governor Bobby “Smart, But Also A Psychotic Exorcist” Jindal was a possible 2012 presidential candidate until that one time he appeared on teevee and looked super gay. But there’s always 2016! (Unless there is not in fact a 2016, because of war and debt!) And in this libtard collage, we find in the center [...]
Poor-people-helping organization ACORN is the single most corrupt group in America, we know this. The Senate and House know this too. Why can’t they just be like a good organization, such as any bank or corporate law firm in the country, which are very respectable employers? ACORN, you may know, is headquartered in New Orleans, [...]
Mexican-ish Lousiana Governor Bobby Jindal loves old Jesus so much. We know this. One time, in college, he more or less raped “saved” a lady from the terrible devil-goblins inhabiting her body, with Jesus’ Magic! Anyway, he’s been doing some other weird thing recently: “In May, June and July, there was rarely a Sunday when [...]
Bobby Jindal bought himself a $1 scratch ticket for his birthday — Barack Loot — and look, he won! Even Indian people in Louisiana can live the American Dream. [Think Progress] Joe Biden loves the ladies. The Ukrainian Ladies. [HuffPost] REDSTATE SIREN! Call your senator and demand that John Thune’s “Protect Yourself From Homos” amendment [...]
Anybody who says the Associated Press is not the most important wire service with “AP” as its initials just plain hates good journalism. Following up on yesterday’s scorcher about how there were five (5) other governors who did something vaguely weird once, over the course of American state history, today AP headquarters in New York [...]
Bobby Jindal was supposed to be elected President in 2012 after America realized what a goofball Barack Obama was, spending money on volcano research and other pointless endeavors while a budget hawk like Jindal waited in the wings ready to swoop in with hot money-saving tips. But now Jindal’s, and indeed America’s, dreams may be [...]
In a statement that’s positive never to come back and haunt him, child ironist Bobby Jindal said he doesn’t think the government should be spending so much money monitoring possible natural disasters. [Top of the Ticket] Virginia Democrats will win the governorship by choosing to run against Sarah Palin. [CNN Political Ticker] This endless Minnesota [...]
