boobies
The lunatic who attacked the Paul Gauguin masterpiece “Two Tahitian Women” screamed about her hatred of lesbians as she impotently pounded on the clear plastic cover protecting the post-impressionist portrait of a pair of topless Maori gals. The suspect, 53-year-old Susan Burns, screamed “This is very homosexual!” as she attacked the painting on exhibit at [...]
Michelle Obama is (still) really grossed out by all the fat people in this country, and she will do anything to make them go away. She will build salad bars in every school cafeteria and throw all the chocolate-chip muffins in the toilet, as your children watch in horror. She will be the new greeter [...]
In the aftermath of the biggest political scandal in World History — somebody named “Laura” posting something on Wonkette’s Facebook page wondering if Sarah Palin got a boob job, which nearly ended Palin’s pretend presidency — we thought it might be good to have another post with the words “Sarah Palin” and “boob job,” because [...]
Fox News and the popular entertainment press have conspired to kill off Sarah Palin’s “Boob-Gate.” It’s over and finished, done, no more fun, no more page views, basically the end of America — but not really, because Palin herself had to get in a cutesy teevee reacharound with her Scientologist enabler Greta Van Susteren before [...]
We got a political news tip on our Facebook page from Wonkette operative “Laura,” and it goes like this: “Sarah Palin 12/09 no boobs http://bit.ly/bmQtPJ #Sarah Palin today, Instant boobage! http://j.mp/dokqd2 only her #plasticsurgeon knows4sure.” We are not fluent in the Twitter-Facebook dialects, but somehow we can follow the gist.
