• February 15, 2012

breast-feeding

Michelle Obama is (still) really grossed out by all the fat people in this country, and she will do anything to make them go away. She will build salad bars in every school cafeteria and throw all the chocolate-chip muffins in the toilet, as your children watch in horror. She will be the new greeter [...]

TUESDAY FUN LINK: A Saudi cleric issued a fatwa stating that women should let their drivers drink their breast milk so that they’ll all become “family” and the drivers can mix freely with the ladies in private without it being a sex sin. Saudi women say this is “ridiculous and weird” and would prefer to [...]

If the Burger King was president, Barack Obama wouldn’t be president: This is the #1 reason why the Burger King should be America’s Commander in Chief. (But if you’re not convinced, there’s eleven more reasons!) [The Corner] Wikileaks uploaded terrifying footage from an Apache Helicopter-Zeppelin’s War Crimes Cam, which is about as commendable as a [...]