• February 13, 2012

brian kilmeade

As you waited in line for a jumbo slice of pizza at Costco this weekend, did you notice that something was missing? Has the candy aisle at your local grocery store disappeared or been replaced with a shelf full of lettuce? If you have checked your fat son or daughter’s bedroom and noticed that there [...]

This gets so awesome, starting around 2:30. Fox & Friends’ Brian Kilmeade thinks he’s so cool, and then SLAM, BAM, DEATH, and massive 69-ing. [YouTube]

So Bill Clinton went to the hospital yesterday to get a clogged artery fixed and Brian Kilmeade wanted to know if Obama and the Democrats would have let him die, under their proposed health care reforms. Coincidentally, Brian was sitting right next to the official worst doctor in world history when he wondered this aloud, [...]

Nothin’ quite like a few rich poopbags trying to dissect Sarah Palin’s reasons for scribbling shit all over her hands during a teabagging speech. Disturbed racial theorist Brian Kilmeade offers another story from his dark, repressed childhood on this morning’s Fox & Friends and adds, “I think that is — like you said before, Gretchen [...]

Fox News’ in-house eugenicist Brian Kilmeade had a provocative suggestion this morning, on his network’s A.M. comedy show: “KILMEADE: Do you think it’s time for the military to have special debriefings of Muslim Army officers — anybody enlisted?…Because if I’m going to be deployed in a foxhole, if I’m going to be sticking in an [...]

Fox & Friends’ Brian Kilmeade made a terrible buffoon of himself on the television this morning! You know why the Olds get Dementia and Alzheimer’s, in America? This is why: “We are — we keep marrying other species and other ethnics and other … See, the problem is the Swedes have pure genes. Because they [...]

Just watch, in full, and keep in mind that this is what Fox & Friends is like *without* Steve Doocy. Oh, and Brian Kilmeade, what’s confusing you near the end there: they’re called “hedge funds,” and they play a big role in stuff, much more than just one George Soros/Marlon Brando can do on his [...]