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If Barack Obama Is So Darn Good At Basketball, Why Does He Still Play Jayvee?
If the Burger King was president, Barack Obama wouldn’t be president: This is the #1 reason why the Burger King should be America’s Commander in Chief. (But if you’re not convinced, there’s eleven more reasons!) [The Corner] Wikileaks uploaded terrifying footage from an Apache Helicopter-Zeppelin’s War Crimes Cam, which is about as commendable as a [...]
The Internet Says Hurtful Things About Donald Rumsfeld, Especially ‘Wiki-wakka’
A religious pilgrimage to the sacred “stone dildos” of Freiberg. Starring Matt Yglesias. Rated E for Everyone. [Matt Yglesias] Donald Rumsfeld does not care for the ‘Wiki-wakka.’ [Think Progress] First Obama was a member of the secretive Muslin Templar. Then he converted to Socialism. Then Ernst Röhm invited him to join the Sturmabteilung. And now [...]
Barack Obama Blames The Dresden Firebombings On Global Warming
Jonah Goldberg, the fellow who harnessed the powers of alchemy to transmutate his vomit into a New York Times best-seller, is — surprise surprise — a flaming Trekkie. [The Corner] Nazi sympathizer Barack Obama wants to visit Dresden, the capital of East Germany. Fine. But he better not say anything about that time we melted [...]
