• February 12, 2012

bush 43

It is easy to lampoon Maureen Dowd when she churns out her usual nutty brew of redonkulosity. But our work becomes ever so slightly more difficult when she types an “acceptable column.” And it is nearly impossible to make fun of her when she writes a genuinely good column, the kind that is actually about [...]

Well, he still can’t talk good, but he seems more relaxed and at ease with himself than he did during those last seven or eight years of his presidency. And here’s your Good-Night Present, George W. Bush, mumbling softly in your ear, about whatever the hell, the “Institute of Failed Presidents” and the beauty of [...]

If you’ve wondered what the Washington Times might be doing for the next eight years, these selections from the oddball paper’s online store suggest the Moonie pamphlet will start offering all sorts of other stuff nobody wants, such as this President Bush Commemorative Cigar and W. Commemorative Book — a coffee-table sized shame-box apparently featuring [...]

‘NA NA NA NA, HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE’: And that’s how a few million people say farewell to the helicopter taking Bush Junior back to prison, by singing this cheap song often heard at sporting stadiums, for Losers. Such cheering! Peggy Noonan, on MSNBC, jabbers about Reagan, as usual, and again notes the dignity and [...]

When George W. Bush Junior started that goddamned whining during his Last Press Conference, we wanted to crawl through the television screen and throttle him, right there, while he was still technically president. Tragically, current television technology doesn’t allow this type of full-immersion interactive Wii hate — hurry up, digital teevee! — so we’re still [...]

From yesterday’s Power Lunch of the Living (?) Presidents, here’s an official White House photograph of George H.W. Bush Sr. “41″ and George W. Bush Jr. “43″ protecting the elitist patriot Barack Obama from these two scary old white-headed Democrats. Notice which two dudes aren’t wearing flag pins. [White House]