• February 14, 2012

campaign fundraising

AWKWARD

Michele Bachmann Throws Donald Trump A Party, Doesn’t Invite Him

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

6:04 pm October 17, 2011

Michele Bachmann’s campaign is running low on cash, which sort of explains the creepy spam letter we received from her today with a nightmarish threat in the subject line claiming that “Donald Trump and I want to call you tonight,” to jointly demand coins from listeners in exchange for some shrill phone sex. SHUDDER. We [...]

DISGUSTING THINGS

Gross Rick Santorum Says “Make It Hurt,” For the Kids

by Blair Burke

8:21 pm July 19, 2011

Oversized fetus Rick Santorum is basically poverty-stricken right now (or maybe not, if he has a television) and is now grabbing microphones all over New Hampshire, begging for money. Practically no one is voting for him and he has less than a quarter of a million dollars, which is really quite sad, considering that amount [...]

HOLLYWOOD

Barry Manilow Backs Biden!

by John Clarke Jr.

11:30 am October 19, 2007