• February 15, 2012

campaign promises

HOT NEW TRENDS

Mitt Romney Rejects Climate Change In Desperate Attempt To Be Cool

by Blair Burke

9:19 pm August 25, 2011

It was a close one for a while, but in the violent, ongoing sporting match between The Fightin’ Vacant Skulls and their boring opponent, The Scientists, there has been a breakthrough, as The Vacant Skulls have just acquired a brand new star QB, Mitt “Mittens” Romney! It took a while for Mitt Romney to come [...]

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

Obama Back Trying To Trick People To Believe He Wants To Change Politics

by Jack Stuef

10:23 am April 18, 2011

Since kicking off his re-election bid with history’s least enthusiastic campaign ad, Barack Obama is back on the campaign trail again, simultaneously presenting his dead-in-the-water deficit plan to the country and trying to get people excited to give him another four years in office. The problem, of course, is that it’s hard for him to [...]

THINGS

‘GOP Bends Its Own New House Rules’

by Jack Stuef

11:50 am January 6, 2011

After calling for bills to go through a regular committee process, the bill that would repeal the health care law will not go through a single committee. Despite promising a more open amendment process for bills, amendments for the health care repeal will be all but shut down. After calling for a strict committee attendance [...]