campbell’s soup
Some wingnut found out Campbell’s Soup in Canada is now certified halal and became very angry that Sharia law was being imposed on his chicken-noodle soup, as we briefly mentioned yesterday. Suddenly, there is now a Facebook page full of thousands of wingnuts “protesting” this, or whatever it is you call idiots trying to type [...]
The Victory Mosque Imam and his wife got some death threats, but it’s OK because they basically deserve to die. [Atlas Shrugs] America’s most favorite propaganda tool, driving trucks around with sexy wingnut billboards attached, is finally being used in the War On Propaganda. [CNS] In Darfur, people have difficulty trusting in God because their [...]
ECONOMY ES SAVED?: “(Bloomberg) — Campbell Soup Co., the world’s largest soupmaker, said second-quarter profit fell 15 percent as retailers cut back inventories.” So is the economy saved and people are buying “real American” food (whole pigs) again? Or has Campbell’s just lost market share to Hobo Beans Inc.? The point is, buy carrot seeds, [...]
CANNED GOODS STOCKS SOAR: See, it went like this: Wonkette told people to buy canned goods, and the markets immediately reacted. Wonkette stock lady operative “Nicole” writes, “Just noticed that Campbell Soup Co. is currently the # 2 ‘Top Mover’ stock.” Capitalism!
