• February 12, 2012

campus progress

Do you recall when Tim Kaine told Jon Stewart that the Democrats were going to win in November — and in every November, for 1,000 years — by handing out clever key chains embroidered with the Confucian Libtard Proverb “Don’t give them the keys back”? This funny slogan-message only resonates with drunk drivers, of course, [...]

ATTENTION LIBERAL YOUTHS: The 2010 Campus Progress National Conference will happen July 7-8 at DC’s Omni Shoreham. Your editor will be on the “Make ‘Em Laugh: Promoting Progress Through Comedy” panel along with Baratunde Thurston of The Onion and Cord Jefferson of The Root and Erin Gibson of Info Mania. And then?

Your Wonkette Intern spent a delightful afternoon this past Tuesday with famed Obama apostle Howard Dean, who preached the Health Care gospel and even cured leprosy with his gentle touch. The sermon was hosted by none other than Kremlin subsidiary Campus Progress — surprise, surprise!