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Advance Teams Of Thugs, Stunt Drivers Sent To London Before G20

by Sara K. Smith

12:53 pm March 30, 2009

President Obama has dispatched an army of sterilization goons to London in advance of the G20 meeting this week. Their task: to remove the gonads of any human who invades the “sterile area” around the president. Obama also sent his driver over early so that he could familiarize himself with the quaint English custom of [...]

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Oh Look Jack Nicholson Solved Global Warming & the Oil Crisis, 30 Years Ago

by Ken Layne

12:34 pm August 1, 2008

Hey, what the hell? Here’s Hollywood’s “The Joker” showing off his sweet Chevy ride with a regular crappy Chevy V-8, which runs on Hydrogen gas, which is produced by these little solar panels, all of which produce no emissions beyond bong water, which Jack inhales. So what happened to this system, anyway? [YouTube via Cryptogon]