• February 13, 2012

cash for clunkers

UNDERCOATING WILL BE MANDATED BY LAW

Ohio Car Salesman Will Stop At Nothing To Get His Dealership Back

by Josh Fruhlinger

12:18 pm May 25, 2010

The most honest and beloved businessman in America is of course the noble auto dealer. Anyone who’s ever bought a new car can remember only good things about the experience! And dealerships have elaborate legal protections in every state that insulate them from competition and restrict the rights of manufacturers to control their own sales [...]

CARTOON VIOLENCE

Your Friday Cartoon Explanatorium

by Josh Fruhlinger

1:00 pm September 4, 2009

By the Comics CurmudgeonI will not lie to you: Sometimes political cartoons can be confusing! Especially for you, the unwashed masses, who never got any proper art education in school because your elected officials decided that Americans needed to know more about “science” and “math” and a bunch of poindextery stuff like that. Fortunately, your [...]

R.I.P. BEST GOVERNMENT PROGRAM EVER

by Sara K. Smith

1:33 pm August 20, 2009

PRESIDENT OBAMA WON’T BE BUYING CARS FOR YOU WELFARE QUEENS ANYMORE: The “Cash for Clunkers” program is going to expire any day now, so you will just have to pay for your new Honda Fit all by yourself, like a man. This disastrously popular program just goes to show you why the government should not [...]

FAUX-CHICKEN SOCIALISM

PETA’s New ‘Cash For Cluckers’ Program Exactly Like That Other One, But Without Cars

by Ken Layne

5:18 pm August 7, 2009

America may be a racist, illiterate nation of violent fucktards, but if there’s one thing the anti-socialist anti-welfare white trash love, it’s free money. So we can expect millions of U.S. losers to give up one of their favorite things to stuff in their mouths — dead chicken flesh coated in a few inches of [...]

CARTOON VIOLENCE

Political Cartoons Become Self-Aware; Humanity Doomed

by Josh Fruhlinger

12:00 pm August 7, 2009

By the Comics Curmudgeon People, have you seen the famous terrible violent movie this summer, where the Batman is yelling angrily at the robots who became sentient and killed us all? And then also the other similarly terrible movies about the robots that are also cars, and also self-aware? Well, what if something like that [...]

SCHIZOPHRENIC EGOCENTRIC PARANOIC PRIMADONNAS

Now The Popular Car Program Is Our Katrina

by Jim Newell

11:50 am August 5, 2009

There may be some economic problems with cash-for-clunkers, like how it only subsidizes those who’ve purchased lousy, obnoxious automobiles in the past, but here is some strange NPR lady on the television dabbling in monstrosities: “Cash for Clunkers is like a mini-Katrina here. I mean it’s not good to start a program and not be [...]

REPUBLICANS IN THE NEWS

Judd Gregg, Who Accepted and Then Refused Obama Cabinet Position, Now Says U.S. Will Become ‘Banana Republic’

by Ken Layne

1:36 pm August 4, 2009