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Congress To Maybe Legalize Online Gambling For Your Uncle Ron

by Jack Stuef

12:37 pm July 29, 2010

Congress likes to spend money. But sometimes they also think, “Wait, do we have any money?” And then they come up with an idea to make themselves a cool $20 or so, and then they get back to spending lots of money. We are witness to one such idea right now. Though they banned it [...]

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Harry Reid Wins Coveted Slave/Union Boss Endorsement

by Sara K. Smith

10:05 am March 17, 2010

You know who likes Harry Reid? A “slave boss” from Dubai, who used slave labor to build Dubai’s architecturally adventurous hospitality industry edifices, so Harry Reid is basically Simon Legree! Which makes sense, when you consider that unionized African slaves built the Luxor casino two thousand years ago. [YouTube]

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Deval Patrick Fails As Governor, So Barack Obama Is Unelectable

by Sara K. Smith

10:13 am March 27, 2008