• February 13, 2012

Caucus

While common press people and local pols subsisted on mysterious buffet-line chicken pucks and leftover iceberg lettuce in the debate’s freezing media warehouse, Big Bill Clinton was feasting on “four kinds of steak” specially prepared for him by chef Barry Dakake of the swank N9NE steakhouse. And the food wasn’t just for Bill! America’s beloved [...]

That about wraps it up, doesn’t it? If John Edwards’ campaign wasn’t sending furious emails to every reporter on Earth each time Barry or Hillary denied whatever it is they do with the corporates, you’d think these people did Ecstasy and decided to sit around the living room all night, intensely talking about how much [...]

Still no nominees, right? Okay then, we’ll continue covering these damned caucuses and primaries. Tomorrow is Michigan’s primary, but it doesn’t really count except for a little bit, but only for the Republicans. (Michigan is always getting in trouble for screwing up the primaries.) And that’s why we’ll be in Nevada tomorrow. It’s time for [...]