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It’s a great day to be fat in America, because according to new statistics, it is now impossible for us to get any fatter! Eat up, Mister Not Keeping Up With Fatness Inflation! This is how it works: “Obesity rates in the United States are still sky-high, but for the moment they appear to have [...]
Do you know what’s worse than a LEVEL FOUR flu pandemic freakout? A LEVEL FIVE flu pandemic freakout — it is like four, but plus another, to equal five. Things can only get one more number worse than what will soon be announced, the Level 5 — and that, as you probably already suspect, is [...]
So what’s been going on with our greatest Vice President, Richard “Dick” Cheney, since we last spoke? Nothing much, just some new revelations about Cheney bein’ Cheney, hatin’ on the environment and such. In this latest news cycle, we have the tale of that time Cheney’s office once edited out six pages of the CDC [...]
