• February 13, 2012

chandra levy

Why does Adams Morgan bar The Black Squirrel have a current-affairs blog? And why does it, in between posts about sports, get political in a city where its customers are very political? The Messicans made them do it. The next time Stephen Colbert slips into his alter ego and skewers the illegal-alien issue to laughs, [...]

Barack Obama met with other Muslim world leaders in South Korea for the infamous G-20 economic summit, which is sort of like Bohemian Grove except Alex Jones is actually invited. (Who else is going to negotiate favorable Prison Planet DVD exchange rates?) Usually these economic summits are “trade this” and “currency that” and “blah blah [...]

Prosecutors are going to “retry” the horrible Chandra Levy murder case, and this time they are sure that they will convict Ingmar Guandique, who is from El Salvador so convict him already! This is a textbook “intern-had-sex-with-a-Congressman-and-then-was-murdered-by-an-illegal-brown-person” case, and the evidence is overwhelming: In recent days, prosecutors further acknowledged that detectives in 2004 and 2005 [...]

Aww, it was delayed? There will only be justice when Gary Condit is finally thrown in jail and Jurassic Park III finally opens in theaters. [WP]

THIS IS ALL ANYBODY USED TO CARE ABOUT: “An imprisoned Salvadoran immigrant has been charged with the 2001 murder of a former U.S. government intern, a case that helped end a California congressman’s career, police and prosecutors said on Tuesday.” [Washington Post]