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It was just last year that John WALNUTS! McCain had to pay a million Ameros to Jackson Browne for illegally using that “Running On Empty” song, and the Steve Miller Band only this year had to force Florida wingnut Marco Rubio to stop his campaign’s illegal use of the FM oldie “Take the Money and [...]
Charlie Crist is “running his campaign out of a former lingerie store called ‘Maison Rouge,’” it appears. This must be where he met his “wife,” when she was working as a mannequin. Meanwhile, you can still bid on that Official Charlie Crist Painting on the eBay for another 42 hours! The most recent bid was [...]
Dude there are like a bazillion gallons of oil coming out of this “ginormous oil volcano,” as Charlie Crist calls it. No — make that a gazillion-zillion. It is so nuts! [Tallahassee.com via tipster "MK"]
This is real, you guys! The Florida Republican Party, as part of its ongoing efforts to scrub any hint of association with pariah Charlie Crist — most of which just involves wiping all of those orange smears from the walls of their headquarters — is selling Crist’s official state portrait on eBay. It cost the [...]
Why is Charlie Crist no longer welcome in the Republican Party? Because, when confronted by a common Waffle House employee pinned in a car crash, Crist failed to laugh at the man’s predicament or throw a dollar bill at him, “for health care.” Instead, Crist comforted the man and offered him water. Why doesn’t Charlie [...]
Just as the months-long war between Charlie Crist and Marco Rubio is ending and a three-way battle along with Democratic Rep. Kendrick Meek is finally ready to take the political spotlight in Florida, some nutter ex-Republican billionaire who made his fortune betting against the housing market has decided that he would like to purchase the [...]
Here’s the best clip we could find of Charlie Crist announcing his departure from the Republican party this afternoon. Our chief criterion in judging these clips was, “Which one makes him look the most colored?” This contribution from YouTube user “nancynipple” easily wins; her television shows the heroic governor sporting something of a deep rouge [...]
This fellow is currently gracing the front page of the Republican Party of Florida’s website. Who is this dingus, Jeff Kottkamp? Jeff Kottkamp himself probably doesn’t know! And while we don’t know whether Jeff Kottkamp was on the front page yesterday, or the day before, or six months ago, or during the launch of the [...]
Proving once again that Dick Cheney only likes gay people if their last name is “Cheney,” the evil heart monster emerged from his Northern Virginia abattoir today to endorse Floridian wingnut Marco Rubio’s Senate primary run against Republican Charlie Crist. The Rubio-Teabagger campaign released a statement from Cheney calling Crist — again, the Republican governor [...]
Terrifying Chicago thug and life-saving superhero Rahm Emanuel made it official last night: If Richard Daley doesn’t run again, Rahm wants to be Mayor of Chicago. “That’s always been an aspiration of mine,” Rahm told Charlie Rose during a secret televised conversation, “even when I was in the House of Representatives.” Now who will Eric [...]
CHARLIE CRIST HATES TEEVEE; WHY DOES CHARLIE CRIST HATE TEEVEE: “The Marco Rubio campaign says Charlie Crist has halted all its TV advertising in the Orlando and Tampa Bay markets where the anti-Rubio spots were airing. That’s presumably a sign that Crist has decided to marshal his resources for later or perhaps drop out altogether.” [...]
Florida Republicans are always good for a laugh (Katherine Harris, etc.) or terrible scandal that destroys the national GOP during an election year (Mark Foley, etc.), so let’s see what’s going down in the “Alligator State” right now! Oh, look, jeez, the former Republican chair Jim Greer is being investigated for assigning his own company [...]
