• February 12, 2012

cheese

Midterm exit polls have shown that a majority of Americans identify as “obese fatsacks.” But there are many millions of Other Americans who identify as “smug young professionals” — these are the jerks who drink “low-fat vegan skim milk” so that they can stay healthy and smug. Obviously this is borderline treason, because it is [...]

Hmm, so right now everyone is just devastated because that which we knew was going to happen actually happened, except somehow for Harry Reid. Progress is now in peril, everything is ruined, et cetera and so forth, but maybe not all is lost? Can things that seem terrible/horrible/very orange be okay in the end? If [...]

What new market now calls the District home? Cork Market, that’s what! It’s yet another place where you can satisfy your burning need to buy wine and fancy cheeses, specialty meats and deluxe yogurts from a small market that is more expensive than the regular grocery place.