• February 13, 2012

chicken

As illustrated by this frightening photograph that has nothing to do with this particular news story — except for the Krazy Chicken Furry harassing some sort of political staffers — a Chicken Furry is a very terrifying thing, especially for political people. What will the chicken do? Will it hold you down and make “chicken [...]

America may be a racist, illiterate nation of violent fucktards, but if there’s one thing the anti-socialist anti-welfare white trash love, it’s free money. So we can expect millions of U.S. losers to give up one of their favorite things to stuff in their mouths — dead chicken flesh coated in a few inches of [...]

Here’s a teevee news report from Rochester, NY about some Popeye’s running out of chicken. Like so much that happens in America, it is both hilarious and tragic. But! The people who are unable to procure their fried chicken, in this video, well they are black, which is a racial issue. And, it turns out, [...]

THE GLOBAL INTERNATIONALIST: Oh hey it’s your editor’s new column thing: “The worldly chicken: How fast food is merging our global culture.” [True/Slant]