• February 15, 2012

children’s entertainment

LATECOMERS

Barack Obama Would Also Like to Talk About Hobbits Now

by Blair Burke

9:51 pm August 24, 2011

Speaking of hobbits, Wannabe Nerd President Barack Obama would like to be a belated guest to this “Let’s Talk About Tolkien!” party that is happening in Washington, for some reason. President Obama is a fan of at least one comic book superhero, and Lord of the Rings devotees should be comforted to know they have [...]

FLOTUS FILES

Michelle Obama and Jonas Brother Beg Children To Get Off Their Butts

by Blair Burke

11:43 am October 4, 2010

Michelle Obama is really stepping up her game when it comes to battling childhood obesity, probably because the battle isn’t going too well so far. Kids around the country are fearfully clinging to giant bags of Cheetos, right now, because Uncle Glenn’s Chalkboard said the Evil FLOTUS is going to steal the American Constitution’s right [...]

RONALD REAGAN

Nancy Reagan Clearly Dressed Her Husband

by Ken Layne

2:44 pm May 1, 2007