• February 13, 2012

choking

The peace of the cheese-worshippers in Wisconsin is once more under threat because, uh, what has Koch Brothers’ vanity project Scott Walker done this time? Oh, wait, it’s not him for just this once. It’s a different Koch-aine addict, of course: recently and barely re-elected Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice David Prosser allegedly tried to choke another [...]

This weekend, Mike Huckabee gave North Carolina lieutenant governor candidate Robert Pittenger a fried squirrel liver, knowing that it was tough, so when Pittenger choked, Huckabee came and hugged him from behind (as per the Heimlich Manuever), saving his life, making himself Vice President. Or, he was merely humping a man who was choking to [...]