• February 13, 2012

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Unlike Robert Byrd, Ayn Rand will never die. If you’ve missed any of our previous episodes, you can catch parts one and two and three before subjecting yourself to this, Part IV.

In between his hours tending his Zen garden and Tai Chi regiments, Daoist monk and rightful heir to the throne of Carolina The South Alvin Greene questions the nature of wealth — specifically, why hasn’t he been paid for his interviews? Congressional hearings were held this week, providing ample time for congressional grandstanding. Will no [...]

You know what we love more than anything, at Wonkette? Birthdays! Love ‘em love ‘em love ‘em. And there’s nothing better than a sixth birthday. Even better than your fifth birthday! So grown up now, and all blown apart, and god knows how many hundreds of thousands of corpses, and we hanged your fuckin’ dad, [...]