cindy mccain
Everyone knows that John McCain hates his wife and calls her a “cunt” almost all the time. Everyone also knows that John McCain is a famous comedian, which is why his best friend is Jon Stewart, from television. And that’s why he made a “wisecrack” yesterday about beating up his wife in Las Vegas. Ha [...]
John McCain has a cute “pet name” for his much-younger second wife, Cindy the beer heiress. The name is “you cunt.” He also calls her “trollop,” which would be kind of funny/retro if he wasn’t 200 years old. Anyway, enjoy some more video, but remember it’s people saying CUNT CUNT CUNT so maybe don’t turn [...]
Michelle Obama did The View yesterday, so today sasspants Cindy McCain visited Good Morning America. We were too busy sleeping or something to actually watch this wee interview, but here is a recording of it! After the jump, an exclusive Wonkette Record-O-Blog, which is like a liveblog, except recorded.
In what historians may call the Worst Blog Post Ever, Meghan McCain, the unemployed daughter of WALNUTS!, explains her Father’s Day gift: she finally freaking registered Republican! It’s so important, this non-gift, that she includes many pictures of her filling out forms at some state bureaucracy outpost in Arizona. Cindy’s there, too, watching her daughter [...]
Meghan “Blogette” McCain, the princess daughter of John McCain and his second trophy wife Cindy, has sewn up a children’s book deal. It sounds frightening, according to what she says in a publisher’s statement: “I am truly excited about the opportunity to write a children’s book about my father, who is not only a fantastic [...]
Here’s a post from the “McCain Report,” which is one of several terrible blogs on McCain’s website. He’s trying to steal Hillary’s old ladies by posting videos from ABBA, a Swedish pop quartet from the ’70s. After Vietnam, John McCain had sex affairs with the two girls in this group before divorcing his crippled wife [...]
John McCain is such a maverick that nobody believes he’s really a Republican, but in the “abandoning your ailing wife for a new young wife” department, McCain is 100% GOP. We will hear lots more about Carol McCain, the swimsuit model Walnuts married when Barack Obama was almost four years old and divorced when Barack [...]
SUNDAY AFTERNOON SABBATH READING: Here is today’s selection for Wonkette’s Sunday Afternoon Sabbath Reading, for you to enjoy after church and before your pot roast supper. It’s the tale of how John McCain married a swimsuit model in 1965, adopted her two children, had another child with her, and grew so bored with domestic life [...]
