civil liberties

5:55 pm August 15, 2011

We would not have picked San Francisco for the first American city where “They” would start using autocratic control tactics on its disgruntled citizens, but here it is: civil liberties advocates are binging on tinfoil hats full of margaritas because the apparently fascist hippies running popular urinal and firing range the Bay Area Rapid Transit [...]

THE FABRIC MENACE

Feds End Their ‘Watch On Muslin Men,’ Newspaper Reports

by Jack Stuef

12:16 pm May 17, 2011

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Wonkette operative “Paul G.” sends in this rewritten AP article printed in the St. Petersburg Times. Look, the death of bin Laden actually resulted in a slight restoration of civil liberties! But we’re still going to call them “Muslin.” Speaking of which, are our friends on Facebook still concerned about “the Muslin’s”?

WELL THAT'S EMBARRASSING

Obama Forced To Listen To People Sing About How Terrible He Is

by Jack Stuef

11:15 am April 22, 2011

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President Obama held a fundraiser in San Francisco yesterday, and, would you believe it, some people don’t like the fact that he hasn’t honored his campaign promises! Slow-working security guys failed to wrangle a group of protestors at the $5,000 a plate gig, and they were able to complete a protest song. “That was a [...]

EWW GROSS YUCK EWW

State Department Gave 4,500 Sex Offenders Passports In 2008, Because That’s an Important Thing To Know

by Jack Stuef

4:45 pm July 15, 2010

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The Governmental Accountability Office has released a STARTLING report saying that our previously unperverse State Department gave out 4,500 passports to registered sex offenders back in 2008. How has Hillary Clinton not already been put in stocks and branded with a scarlet letter for this? Oh wait, passports are sort of a right for U.S. [...]

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