• February 13, 2012

cocaine

DRUGS

Man Had Sex, Drugs, And Other AWFUL Things With Obama, Of Course

by Jim Newell

12:32 pm January 22, 2008

DEMOCRATS

Kerry Drinks More Obama Juice, Detoxes Obama

by Jim Newell

3:33 pm January 15, 2008

GEORGE W. BUSH

by Ken Layne

1:25 pm October 29, 2007

REPUBLICANS

Rudy’s Coke Addict/Coke Dealer Resigns As State Treasurer

by Ken Layne

2:39 pm July 24, 2007

TERRORISM

Barry Hussein O’Bomber Terrorist Outrage!

by Ken Layne

3:49 pm April 26, 2007

AL GORE

Rumors On The Internets: Sober Advice Is Really No Advice At All

by Ken Layne

6:29 pm February 8, 2007

TUCKER CARLSON

Miss America Has Lowered Her Sights

by Ken Layne

4:11 pm February 7, 2007

SCANDALS

But What Do Homosexuals Think About SF Mayor’s Affair?

by Ken Layne

2:37 pm February 2, 2007

DEMOCRATS

Al Franken to Die in Mysterious Plane Crash

by Alex Pareene

3:54 pm February 1, 2007

DRUGS

Nancy Reagan: ‘Drugs Open Your Eyes To Life’

by Ken Layne

7:19 pm January 25, 2007

CIA

Free At Last, Almost: Noriega Will Be Released

by Ken Layne

6:59 pm January 25, 2007

GEORGE W. BUSH

SOTU Drinking Game Is Juiced Up Beyond Belief!

by Ken Layne

2:20 pm January 23, 2007

TOP

‘I’m Gettin’ High,’ by Jenna Bush

by Ken Layne

3:52 pm January 19, 2007

SENATE

Barack Hussein Obama Does That Thing Everybody Knew He Would Do

by Ken Layne

1:58 pm January 16, 2007

GEORGE W. BUSH

Fox News Alert: George W. Bush Admits Cocaine Habit

by Ken Layne

1:55 pm January 3, 2007

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