cockbomber
Congress’ childish “recess” is over, which means all of your favorite politicians are returning to our nation’s Swamp Capital, in their private jumbo jets. We imagine they are glad to be back in Washington, where they do not have to talk to the Real Americans back home who are concerned about “the Mosks, the Messicans, [...]
News flash: Republicans were completely right about something, as usual. The Democrats and their liberal “justice system” poo-pooed all of those fears that Al Qaeda terrorists were 15-foot-tall monsters with superpowers who would escape from custody and murder people in their gardens if prosecuted in U.S. courts. Well, this actual court photograph from today seems [...]
Again, the background cannot be reiterated too many times: on Jeebus’ birthday, a rich 23-year-old Nigerian dipshit loosely affiliated with The Terrorists attached a dime-bag of firecrackers to his boner, held snug by a dirty skid-marked tighty whity diaper apparatus. He tried to blow up his magical cockbomb on an airplane over Detroit and failed [...]
