colombia

3:10 pm March 10, 2010

Well how about that. The Colombians — the people who make bloggers’ cocaine — also make a special detergent with fabric softener that turns hard shoes into pretty flowers, to be thrown at George W. Bush. Who would ever want such a product? [Animal New York]

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

The Only Difference Between RSS And USSR Is U, And Facebook

by Juli Weiner

4:27 pm October 20, 2008

20 comments 668 Views

For years, McCain has been serving as imperial warrior-king of Colombia. He is tasked with pleasuring the leader of “Chiquita” (a leftist banana terror group) and ruling FARC, which is “Acorn” in Spanish. [Hendrik Hertzberg] Palin says that she would tell people to stop calling Obama a terrorist if she ever heard people call him [...]

PACE YOURSELF!

Crazy Times For Walnuts McCain and America

by Ken Layne

11:39 pm July 2, 2008

28 comments 2976 Views

Nobody is too enthused about this whole McCain deal, and time is slowing to a crawl as the Voting Public and News Media realize they need to pretend to care about this until a week after Halloween, which seems like 10,000,000 years away, and may never happen anyway, because of the Nuclear War with Iran [...]

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