colonoscopies
Welcome to the wonderful world of Cable News Maths, where an extra $191 magically disappears from your colonoscopy bill because … BUTTHOLES! Thanks to “Max” for the screencap. [CNN]
The life of Butterstick the National Zoo panda follows an all-too-common trajectory: we’ve seen him grow from adorable infant to teenage crack-whore to compulsive leg-humper and now, to a middle-aged adult with irritable bowels.






