• February 15, 2012

comas

Zine El-Abidine Ben Ali – whose ousting as Tunisian president triggered the popular uprisings across the Middle East – is in a coma in a Saudi hospital, a family friend said yesterday. First Mubarak, now this guy. What is it with these guys and comas? Is it the Middle East’s way of falling on your [...]

Uh? Hosni Mubarak allegedly collapsed after his last public address and then fell into a magic coma! And now he’ll have to be airlifted to a special not-in-Egypt “coma treatment” center, amiright? And the $70 billion that Mubarak fleeced from the Egyptian people will also have an enormous coma and then disappear forever. Haha, Mubarak [...]

Ariel Sharon, who had a major stroke while prime minister of Israel nearly five years ago and has since been in a coma in a hospital room, was moved on Friday to his ranch in the Negev Desert, hospital officials told Israel Radio. He will wake up in twenty years and be unsurprised how much [...]