• February 13, 2012

complaints

FLOTUS FILES

Evil Obama Destroys FLOTUS’ Healthy Halloween

by Blair Burke

10:43 am October 31, 2011

The holidays are a difficult time for any couple. In America, “the holidays” usually refers to that special time of year when the baby Jesus returns to cast spells on all the Walmarts so he can watch insane sweatpants-clad parents kill each other over whatever Furby the kids are freaking out about these days. But [...]

FLOTUS FILES

Michelle Obama’s Desire To Go Outside Hurts America’s Feelings

by Blair Burke

2:20 pm August 15, 2011

As America heads swiftly toward its impending rapture date, Michelle Obama fans are wondering why our FLOTUS has not taken advantage of the opportunity to publish a “How to Make the Most of Your Ramadan Fast” diet book or, alternatively, eat some more hamburgers while no one is paying attention. Perhaps it is because our [...]

MEDIA ETHICS

Andrea Mitchell Is Definitely A Shill For Either The Democrats Or The Republicans

by Sara K. Smith

9:33 am August 18, 2008

Someday Andrea Mitchell will publish her memoirs and it will be the most rollicking account of a sassy girl reporter navigating our nation’s halls of power since Barbara Walters’ book came out. It will be all about crazy three-ways with Objectivists and that time she shared a spliff with Spiro Agnew. But in the meantime, [...]