• February 12, 2012

conrad burns

THE HORROR YOU'VE WITNESSED

Actual Truck Nutz Spotted In DC

by Ken Layne

4:34 pm February 16, 2009

Wonkette Operative “Matt N.” has truly witnessed horror, in the supposed new socialist caliphate of the District of Communism: Real truck nutz, hanging off a goddamned trailer hitch, as intended by the manufacturer.

WONK'D

Free as a Bird

by Alex Pareene

5:53 pm July 13, 2007

REPUBLICANS

Colorado Senator Caught Biting Conrad Burns’ Rhymes

by Ken Layne

11:14 pm May 31, 2007

GEORGE BUSH

Rumors On The Internets: Oh, S@$#!

by Ken Layne

10:06 pm January 10, 2007

SENATE

UPDATE: Conrad Burns Probably Already Killed This Guy

by Ken Layne

2:30 pm December 19, 2006

TERRORISTS

Conrad Burns Drives Dangerously By Day, Kills At Night

by Ken Layne

1:30 pm December 19, 2006

CONGRESS

Gossip Roundup: Roast Gone Wrong

by Alex Pareene

1:49 pm November 21, 2006

FUNNY PICTURES

Life In the Senate: Yodeling and Fiddling

by Ken Layne

1:09 pm November 21, 2006

SENATE

We Miss You Already, Conrad

by Ken Layne

2:29 pm November 15, 2006

KEN MEHLMAN

Wonkette’s Week in Review: So, That Happened

by Ken Layne

7:27 am November 11, 2006

TOP

Conrad Burns Concedes, Arms Self

by Alex Pareene

1:24 pm November 9, 2006

SENATE

Tester Declares Victory, Macaca Declares Footballs Are Awesome

by Ken Layne

12:35 pm November 8, 2006

SENATE

Conrad Burns Loses Elections By Day, Kills At Night

by Ken Layne

12:58 am November 8, 2006

FUNNY PICTURES

Conrad Burns Awarded Miniature Bush

by Ken Layne

5:12 pm November 2, 2006

SENATE

Conrad Burns Is Abramoff’s Little Bitch

by Ken Layne

2:02 pm October 31, 2006

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