• February 13, 2012

contraception

Republicans reacted happily to Barack Obama’s Compromise last week on contraception — the big political issue of the day, this day, this 2012 day — in which religious employers were allowed to opt out of covering contraception in health plans and the insurer would pay for it instead. Not “reacted happily” in this sense that [...]

The Taiwanese animators behind these weird videos sometimes know even less about an American Political Controversy than any random sack of highly paid pundits on the U.S. cable news. But that’s not really a hindrance when there are lots of comical human-sized condoms with feet dancing around while Barack Obama beats the shit out of [...]

Just yesterday, Kenyan Supervillain President Obama was plotting the grand finale of his economic assault on America (mostly through angry illustrations of himself standing next to John Boehner on top of a cake, as it is done in New York City) when he got bored for a minute and decided to allow all the ladies [...]

Good news, everyone: free birth control will be rolling out across America to axe murder the underprivileged in their cardboard shacks while they sleep, very soon. The Institute of Medicine recommended insurance companies eliminate charges for birth control, a poverty-reducing move that is, did you know, also Machiavellian double speak for “total class genocide.” “The [...]

Our favorite American Family Association blogger, Bryan Fischer, took to the organization’s blog on Election Day to write about the issue that was on every voter’s mind: “tax-payer funded contraception.” For too long America has had a method to have sex without having babies, and we have to work quickly to end this right now [...]

Everybody laughed at liberal S&M fetishist Nancy Pelosi defending the inclusion of family planning programs in the economic stimulus bill, because seriously, who thinks we could possibly improve poor people’s financial situations by helping them have fewer children? Think about it, there is absolutely no correlation between the number of children a lower- to middle-class [...]

Can you BELIEVE that terrible Nancy Pelosi, suggesting that contraception, i.e. the thwarting of God’s will through the use of hormones and latex derivatives, prevents babies, who generally cost more money than not having babies? It is verily a shameful sin unto the Lord! Sixteen bazillion Drudge sirens for this whore of Babylon and her [...]