• February 13, 2012

cory booker

Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood just wants you all to be safe out there on the roadways, Youngster-Americans, which is why he’s made teen sexting one of his top causes.

You know, I originally pitched this weekly column to Tiger Beat, and they obviously jumped at it. But then I realized that the best place in the world for my devotion to Our Pantymelter in Chief was this reactionary liberal blog for overeducated elitist assholes, which is why Wonkette and I are happy to bring [...]