• February 13, 2012

crackpot theories

Writing in Forbes magazine, hardscrabble investigative reporter Dinesh D’Souza has presented America with some startling facts: Barack Obama is ruining America in order to realize the socialist, anti-colonialist dreams of his drunk-driving, wife-beating polygamist African dad, Barack Hussein Obama, Sr. Having read D’Souza’s article on the Internet while taking a break from browsing Match.com for [...]

Here is a video of an adorable car nerd explaining why properly inflating your tires probably won’t save America. It has to do with math and numbers, YAWN! You see, we mustn’t assume that every single tire in the U.S. is horribly underinflated. However, it is apparently fine to assume that we have some sort [...]