• February 15, 2012

cyber warriors

MATH ISN'T FAIR

Keith Olbermann Is Angry (Of Course) At Glenn Beck’s Teevee Thing

by Blair Burke

11:26 pm September 13, 2011

Glenn Beck likes to be “relevant,” so he is probably thrilled that he won Keith Olbermann’s “Worst Persons” game yesterday. He did this by having his own teevee channel called “GBTV” which robs the old and paranoid of their retirement funds, through hypnosis and chalkboards, probably. We can’t say for sure because who would pay [...]

RUMORS ON THE TWITTERS

Mystery Wingnut Twitter Batmans Warned Ladies About Weiner

by Wonkette Jr.

3:15 pm June 8, 2011

Here is a nice, positive “unemployed wingnuts with internet access” story for once. The NYTimes reported that a mysterious team of conservative Twitter Batmans used an extensive amount of free time to closely monitor Anthony Weiner’s Twitter follows (we don’t know what that means) to discover that the exhibitionist Fruit of the Loom spokesbulge was [...]

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

America Asks For Thousands Of ‘Cyber Warriors,’ Thousands Of Basement-Dwellers Heed The Call

by Riley Waggaman

6:15 pm February 4, 2010

Clarence Thomas skipped the State of the Union so he could sit on his sofa and soak his feet in a bucket of “self-loathing black man.” [Weekly Standard] Most Improved Wino Nancy Pelosi spent 100,000 smackaroos (USD) on vodka nips and airplane pretzels. [RedState] We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the [...]