darth vader
Mitt Romney is struggling desperately to shore up his lagging popularity with the far right-wing base of teabagger idiots who still harbor a delusional nostalgia for the shadow presidency years when Dick Cheney spent actual trillions of dollars driving up America’s debt to wage torture and war across the entire planet, so Mittens told an [...]
Evil zombie Dick Cheney came back from the dead recently to hack up a book, mostly as a courtesy to the hobos pillaging Borders stores across the country, who would otherwise go without the materials needed to kindle their trash can fires. That book is here now, and it is causing “controversy,” for the people [...]
Despite the official story claiming Obi-Wan Kenobi was killed by our forces after being located in a remote desert compound after twenty years of evading the Empire, many people simply don’t believe Kenobi is gone. Others doubt the timing of the story, especially the convenient “burial in space” — allegedly according to the teachings of [...]
Did you know it’s “Star Wars Day” here on Earth? Yeah, ha ha, it is a funny wordplay thing — IF YOU ARE A LISPING DINGUS — because it’s May 4, so you can say, “May the Fourth Be With You,” and then somebody’s just gonna wail on you, the same way Darth Vader is [...]
Important cable teevee station CNN has commissioned two (2) polls of the Americans, and the results are bad for the Tea Baggers’ beloved “U.S. Constitution” and “Democracy,” so it’s a good thing those people don’t actually like either of those things, when it leads to a common slave becoming the so-called “People’s President” who puts [...]
It is just that kind of news day, apparently! Anyway no one worry about the economy anymore. [YouTube]
