david vitter
David Vitter is furiously twatting about how he gave the GOP national radio address this weekend and how everyone covered it and how everyone should watch and listen to him talk about the oil spill all the time. Here is what he said, by the way, in his address: “‘That’s why it’s so frustrating to [...]
The Louisiana Democratic Party has released this new ad, “Forgotten Crimes,” to remind Louisiana’s voters that one time David Vitter wore diapers around and had sex with prostitutes, but faced no prosecution or professional punishment. Well, okay. But more importantly, Question of the Day: around :15-:16, are we seeing bush, grundle, scrotum, shadow of cock, [...]
A whole lot of you people are asking what Wonkette item flashed on the teevee news program Colbert Report last night, and thanks to Wonkette operative/commenter iwillsavethispatient, we can now look at this screenshot and answer, “Oh it was one of the gross Diaperman David Vitter items.” In particular, it was this one from July [...]
David Diaperman Vitter is, of course, a repulsive scumbag who pays hookers to change his poopy diapers and then goes to the Senate to screech wingnut inanities. The Politico, on the other hand, is exactly the same thing, but available as a website or handout. And so it is that the Politico breathlessly reports not [...]
Louisiana sex creep David “Diaperman” Vitter is known for one thing, and one thing only: Hiring hookers and then making those hookers put adult diapers on him, so he can poop in the diapers, for sex kicks. He has been caught employing prostitutes at least twice, in New Orleans and in Washington DC — his [...]
A Wonkette airport ATM-monitoring operative ran into profound Sen. David Vitter last night at Reagan National, and they even shared a flight! HE SHOULD BE READING THE BILL THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. Not only did he withdraw cash from an ATM — he probably changed his mind in the heat of the moment and did want [...]
David Vitter simply cannot find it in him to condemn that insanely racist judge who wouldn’t marry the interracial couple! CLOSE DOORS CLOSE DOORS!
There’s the Hollywood Harvey Milk that we all know and love, but then there’s the real Harvey Milk, the Harvey Milk who was an asshole and a fraud and it’s just mind-boggling that a jerk like Harvey Milk would get his own Harvey Milk State Holiday. [The Corner] An illegal alien costume, with a UFO [...]
Diaperman David Vitter So Excited About Wingnuts Yelling At Him At Town Halls, He Pooped His Diaper!
Disgusting wingnut diaper-fetishist hooker-user David Vitter says he is super excited about wingnuts yelling at him, at one of these Town Hall KKK Rallies. He’s even bringing extra diapers, because he’s already planning on jacking off and pooping in a series of diapers, while old people who really need diapers yell about how they will [...]
Bobby Jindal bought himself a $1 scratch ticket for his birthday — Barack Loot — and look, he won! Even Indian people in Louisiana can live the American Dream. [Think Progress] Joe Biden loves the ladies. The Ukrainian Ladies. [HuffPost] REDSTATE SIREN! Call your senator and demand that John Thune’s “Protect Yourself From Homos” amendment [...]
Bobby Jindal was supposed to be elected President in 2012 after America realized what a goofball Barack Obama was, spending money on volcano research and other pointless endeavors while a budget hawk like Jindal waited in the wings ready to swoop in with hot money-saving tips. But now Jindal’s, and indeed America’s, dreams may be [...]
Is David Vitter’s dad the Pope? Does he know about the Aliens and Area 51? What explains this foul whore-soiling scumbag’s ability to evade justice? Not only did he get caught whoring via the since-suicided DC Madam’s phone records, but he was infamous in New Orleans for demanding his hookers dress him in an adult [...]
