• February 13, 2012

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RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

For Most Lawmakers, ‘Free Hookers’ Is Too Little, Too Late

by Riley Waggaman

2:48 pm August 3, 2009

“Imagine a United States Senate with Michael Williams, Pat Toomey, and Marco Rubio. Now imagine Pat Toomey massaging your naked body with Skippy peanut butter, as Marco’s moist testicles rest on your face … We can make all that a reality.” [RedState] The Associated Press has bought the rights to “Thomas Jefferson.” © Associated Press. [...]