demon sheep
There is that saying, about imitation and flattery and whatever, but all we know is that here is another insane campaign commercial starring a bunch of demon creatures, not unlike the beloved Demon Sheep of Carly Fiorina, circa 2010. This strange video does not really come close to being that terrifying, but it is still [...]
Unloved corporate failure Meg Whitman was last seen insisting that she should be governor of California because goddammit, she paid $141 million to be governor of California. And now the former eBay executive has re-appeared on the public stage, with news that she will be hired to run the ruined tech company Hewlett Packard. The [...]
Here is an interesting development that is occurring in Pennsylvania: it appears that we have been so busy worrying about the Mexicans stealing all the jobs from white people that we forgot to watch out for that other problem, which is livestock stealing jobs from humans. Oops! It is pretty much the creepy sci-fi version [...]
Remember this guy? Probably not, right? Well he was governor of California in the 1970s, when he was also banging the hell out of Linda Ronstadt, in a trashy apartment across the street from the governor’s mansion in Sacramento. What happened to Jerry? He lost all that hair, for one thing, and he also lost [...]
Did you know that Demon Sheep Tom Campbell once impersonated Elvis at a party, just like Rod Blagojevich? And did you know that the person who made Carly Fiorina’s famous ad was one Fred Davis, who also made the terrible “Celebrity” ad (Barack Obama=Paris Hilton, plus phallic symbols) a couple years back? Who wouldn’t want [...]
Black Sheep, where Chris Farley’s brother is running for governor and David Spade has to be like “Chris Farley imma make sure you don’t go all nuts during this campaign.” Well, here’s the British B-movie version of that, about how “an experiment in genetic engineering turns harmless sheep into blood-thirsty killers that terrorize a sprawling [...]
Enter: California senatorial candidate Chuck DeVore.
So it turns out Tom Campbell was what was behind the dumpster in Mulholland Drive. Anyway, you can blame your nightmares on tipster “John G.”
Okay so a gloss to yesterday’s masterpiece: We can infer from this email that the control-group sheep, the ones with sheep’s eyes-colored eyes, those were “Carly Fiorina & Co.” stand-ins. (The same ones who were tricked by the child actor playing covert sheep devil Tom Campbell.) In other words, Carly Fiorina wants people to think [...]
