• February 13, 2012

demrats

Hooray, the Dow Jones decided to start its day with a two hundred point crash in apparent surprise at history’s least surprising news ever, that somehow a few months of mindless bickering between the twelve members of the bipartisan congressional deficit-reduction “supercommittee” has — how is it possible? you ask — officially amounted to abject [...]

Crybaby candidate Hillary Clinton, after spending five days in New Hampshire telling everyone how human and nice she was, went door to door in Las Vegas Thursday ripping on that 4-year-old hobo Barack Obama. She described his background as “a part-time state senator for a few years, and then he came to the Senate and [...]