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Thursday, September 2: What to do now that it’s the end of America’s favorite war, in Iraq? Can you celebrate the end of something that’s not really over, and that may have accomplished nothing at all? Of course you can! Here’s a fun event, for celebrating, that has nothing to do with Iraq but that [...]
Attention descendants of wandering Arameans everywhere: It’s Passover. Eight days of eating Matzah and longing to go number two in celebration of the virgin blood that Jews smeared on their doors and the subsequent death of lots of Egyptians. The Easter Bunny, as we understand it, survived unharmed. The world may be run by Jews, but [...]
Cleveland Park is dying! All the fancy people who live there in their fancy little homes probably had acne and now don’t have health care, so the area is DYING and for all we know its inhabitants may all be dead too. All the other neighborhoods get to be renewed, but the rich folk already [...]
