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In this great age of anus burgers and bacon-covered doughnuts, most of us will be killed by diabetes — and that means it would probably be smart to start donating to diabetes organizations right now. And next week, there’s a way to help fight diabetes in two ways: Grab life by the balls and participate [...]
Diabetes is a terrible, terrible disease, but you can cure it for everyone this very Saturday by dodging balls at the 5th Annual Dodging Diabetes Charity Dodgeball Tournament. This isn’t a cheap sporting event — cost is $500 dollars for a team of six to ten players — BUT IT’S FOR CHARITY, PEOPLE.
If you’re not genius enough to figure out the rules of kickball, then you might want to try dodgeball, which is so simple that common children play it every day, in America. The 4th Annual Dodging Diabetes Charity Dodgeball Tournament — that’s right, pretend the ball is a jelly doughnut and STAY AWAY — is [...]
